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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。1 I& P: O% S: ], @2 B0 t: t
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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6 Y. y# K; S6 J7 X1 lA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. , ^2 i7 Z5 l0 B# J: b) Y* C
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. 1 R0 B" B5 ~' O$ O9 }# J" \. b. t; y' t
/ g3 u+ m% w+ ^$ ]- OHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. / H% B n" `! W$ {! h- F. M
9 V0 z) p4 d |% ]( h* Z) IThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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7 j! ~) k8 D9 U/ N& FThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. 4 Y" C: W- ^* ~- K' z4 ?
+ W) P+ h, M! I8 ]3 K! u! qOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
! l! I& P) Y3 Y. L. f; |Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 4 o% b4 {6 g4 l) E* n* I* J' O
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. # @9 h7 ~0 _- v& y5 b& L' R
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." $ M8 A0 }9 x, _2 L: {, ^
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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+ M' E8 W7 `2 F4 g7 t, }5 g1 `"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. # c4 F$ ]6 z* O
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." : T K& o! E& q x4 k7 l' [, N- ?
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. , d8 m5 b9 N) D
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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