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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!" B6 M# @8 {, j- v$ T
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."$ R! {3 b% c9 \/ C4 i. y! u
' n- }! F% h4 W! K8 DSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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5 F/ P5 |) E1 [9 sThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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D3 j4 p" b2 c5 I! x9 y$ pThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together." d+ x" D! G. r% v f& {7 p
# q3 @% g5 K, e0 Q @7 BThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
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) A/ _/ A2 V+ RThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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5 k. e% ~- H. F* x D0 \3 K2 @The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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