酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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; J2 Z! R- E- X% r6 {5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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" F+ ]% ?5 L$ P; @8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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; o( N2 d  {6 g5 |9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.


  j9 A% ?4 y. b  a% h10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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5 t+ m& U/ f+ u11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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8 q4 m3 t: @. a) N- s6 y15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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# t0 s' t1 K8 a% R8 h16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.


1 i& p0 @, r, j9 `3 A, ?. [17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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, C/ a0 E1 w7 ^- e0 X20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


+ v8 X" ]7 D  T24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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% {' |" P" \, ~# {9 Y6 a1 n  T$ [25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.