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Q: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train??
T' p& t) Z! ^8 {# I e- RA: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”7 F( w/ K. Q3 o) M* R& X
( w U3 T& u3 t) _Explanation: Or perhaps the train says, “Choo, choo?!?”, Y, S, g. ^% {
8 y: B$ L. S9 Y$ B. s. m3 FIn most schools gum is not allowed. If a teacher sees you chewing gum he or she will ask you to spit it out (even though there are some researched benefits of chewing gum).
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Another name for a train is a choo choo and that sounds the same as chew- chew, probably because of the sound of the train whistle.
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This joke is funny because it plays with the words “choo choo” and “chew, chew.” |
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