新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
/ ?5 R; v4 [+ p' @8 \+ D* O3 s　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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% Q7 l; |1 W6 l$ m1 o　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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3 K& Q/ k2 `* q　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

% ]0 j- h# Y- H+ Q; z. j5 S5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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( Q/ _8 d0 f1 `( w6 f6 Q5 t  g- _% h　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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! k- Q( n+ h. `4 I　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

  U8 v6 B9 \$ Q9 t. ?8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

3 U/ g! Z4 O% x3 i0 _　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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3 W# d2 O1 n% v0 [# ]# `/ d, P+ o9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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" p( S* c! N+ \+ g　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?